Why I Think Jesus is Black (If You Are Too Sensitive Please Don't Read it)

1. He was born in a barn and this means he had no medical aid like most darkies.
2. He has so many nicknames, Alfa, Omega, King of Kings, etc like many black people.
3. He was always chased by popo. They were always after him like most people with the dark complexion.
4. He had daddy issues, not sure who his real dad was like most black kids.
5. He stayed at home until his thirties.
and finally  He had a crew/entourage called the Disciples doesn't that sound like a hip-hop act.